ESPECIALLY FOR THOSE ABOUT TO GET MARRIED

1. Getting married is like going to a restaurant with your friends. you order what you want, then when u see what the other fellow has, u wish u had ordered that.

2. At a cocktail party,one woman said to another "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied, "yes i am , i married the wrong man.

3. Before a man is married, he is incomplete. Then when he is married, he is finished.

4. Marriage is an institution in which a man losses his bachelor's degree and the woman gets her master's status.

5. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" and the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying for it."

6. Young son: Is it true dad, i heard that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: "That happens in most countries son".

7. A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.

8. In the first year of marriage the man speaks and woman listens, in the second year ,the woman speaks and the man listens, in the third year, they both speaks and the neighbors listens.

9. After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband "you know i was a fool when i married you" And the husband replied, "yes dear, but i was in love and didn't notice it"

10. A woman telling her friend: "It is i who made my husband a millionaire"
"And what was he before you married him?" the friend asked. The woman replied "A billionaire"