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Delove commented on webmadam noelene's blog post World's 'sexiest computer hacker' appears in court charged with $3m computer scam
"now this is a lady after my heart... go - on girl (thief na thief, but this one na fine computer thief)"
Oct 15, 2010
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"Smart; SWOT is what we need in our everyday life. Given the right attitude ..."
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"I hope the authorities have heard this, Legalize fire-arm possession, shot me i shot you simple. An eye for an Eye, General you too much. Wish you and your orderly quick recovery"
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"Please some-one should show these ladies the photographs of women surgery trying very hard to enlarge the b..bs for extra beauty... Africa is not barbarikkk ooooooooooooooo Ha, Cameroun"
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"may GOD deliver us all from evil"
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"Its hoped that the new UBA CEO will toe the footstep of those articulate Risk Managers and transform the Bank and not loot the bank's fund like the ..... (na you talk am)"
Jan 25, 2010

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At 3:15pm on September 26, 2008, Delove said…
Nigerian Hell


A man dies & goes to hell.
There he finds that there is a different hell for each country
and decides he‘ll pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the German hell & asks, “What do they do here?”
He is told” first they put you in an electric chair for an hour.
Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the German devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”

The man does not like the sound of that at all so he moves on.
He checks out the USA hell as well as the Russian hell and the many more.
He discovers that they are all similar to the German hell.
Then he comes to the Nigerian hell and finds that there is
a long queue of people waiting to get in… Amazed he asks,
“what do they do here?” he is told” first they put you in an electric chair
for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour.
Then the Nigerian devil comes in and whips you for the rest of the day”
but that is exactly the same as all the other hells, why are there so many
people waiting to get in?” asks the man. A concerned fellow calls him aside
and said, “Because there is never any electricity so the electric chair doesn’t work.
The nails were paid for but were never supplied by the contractor,
so the bed is comfortable to sleep on. And the Nigerian devil used to be a civil
servant, so he comes in, signs his time sheet and goes back home for another business!!”

……….. IT PAYS TO BE A NIGERIAN, abi what do u feel
At 3:02pm on September 11, 2008, Remsy said…
9ja own de always de different. Nyways dats y we are unique. Trust u aite, keep dem comments coming.
Cheers.
At 7:31am on September 11, 2008, Delove said…
A rolling stone ……… na person push am. A stitch in time...….. dey prevent further tear tear. Birds of the same feather……… na the same mama born dem. One good turn……… na power steering be that. A bird in hand…….. na christmas chicken food be that. He who laughs last…….. na mumu. Why him no catch the joke at the first time and laugh when other dey laugh? The patient dog…….. Na hunger go kill am!
 
 
 

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