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A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk. he staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool, and with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.



The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink--he could not be served additional liquor at this bar but could get a cab called for him.



The drunk is briefly surprised then softly scoffs, grumbles, climbs down off the bar stool, and staggers out the front… Continue

FEEL THIS PLS!



I haven't laughed this much in a while but the guy didn’t go as far as he should have (not the 419ner). It’s really hilarious...











Please read and laugh it out!!!



You need to read this discussion between a 419 guy and his prospective prey.











It's not uncommon these days to receive strange calls with foreign numbers. These callers invariably have one juicy business or the other to discuss from… Continue

Life Is Fine



I went down to the river,

I set down on the bank.

I tried to think but couldn't,

So I jumped in and sank.



I came up once and hollered!

I came up twice and cried!

If that water hadn't a-been so cold

I might've sunk and died.



But it was Cold in that water! It was cold!



I took the elevator

Sixteen floors above the ground.

I thought about my baby

And thought I would jump down.



I… Continue

Jerry is the kind of guy you love to hate. He is always in a good mood and always has something positive to say. When someone would ask him how he was doing, he would reply, "If I were any better, I would be twins!" He was a unique manager because he had several waiters who had followed him around from restaurant to restaurant.



The reason the waiters followed Jerry was because of his attitude. He was a natural motivator. If an employee was having a bad day, Jerry was there telling… Continue