DONHADLEY GIRLAND {WEBYARNER}'s Page

He may never admit he worries about anything, but trust us, he does.



Weakness and men don’t mix. With protector/provider ingrained in their DNA, men believe it’s their primal job to be strong. If outside influences upset a man’s strength or ability to provide and protect, the man may experience angst, stress and a desperate desire to regain control. However, since men are unlikely to share their feelings, the silent anxiety affects their relationships in untold ways.



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Between the ages of 15-20 a woman is like Africa.

She is half discovered, half wild.





Between the ages of 20-30 a woman is like America.

Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.





Between the ages of 30-35, she is like India Japan.

Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!





Between the ages of 35-40 a woman is like France.

She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.





Between the ages of 40-50 she is… Continue

Eggs: When something starts pecking its way out of the shell, the egg

is probably past its prime.



Meat: If opening the refrigerator door causes stray animals from a 3

block radius to congregate outside your house, the meat is spoiled.



Flour: If it wiggles...it's spoiled.



Lettuce: Bibb lettuce is spoiled when you can't get it off the bottom

of the vegetable crisper without Comet. Romaine lettuce is spoiled when

it turns… Continue

Little Johnny is at it again... President Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.



The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'?



So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.



One little boy stood up and offered:



'If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in… Continue

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10. Cats' facial expressions

9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors

8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds

7. Fat clothes

6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time

5. The difference between beige, off-white, and eggshell

4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow

3. Eyelash curlers

2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made

1. OTHER WOMEN