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FORUM GORUPS CONTENT AND BLOG COMPETITIONS CONTEST PRIZES

Now make a new blog post http://www.9jabook.com/profiles/blog/list 1.Get involved in 9jabook Blog post Competition where one individual will win a cash prize of 6,000Naira every month and Other prizes ranging from Electronics,Watches,Bags & Shoes Other prizes will include mobile Phone credit ! Courtesy of our sponsors

2.Winners of this Competition will be Announced on the last day of the month.

3.Who can take part in this competition? All registered members of 9jabook !

4.How will I receive my cash prize if I am chosen as a winner? We will contact you to know how you will like your cash prize transferred to you, Western union, Money order, Bank transfer and so on.

5.How do I make a blog post? To make a new blog post on 9jabook, Once you are on the add new blog post page, define a topic for your blog and start composing the body of the new post. A picture added to your blog post will make it more presentable. Remember, you must set your blog post to (Everybody View and comment), this will make both non members and members of 9jabook to be able to read and comment on your blog post.

6.How many blog posts can I make in this competition? You can make as many as possible , the more blog posts you make, the greater chances you have in becoming a winner.

7.Will all members of 9jabook be notified that I have been chosen as one of the winners in this competition? Yes, all members of 9jabook will receive a notification on their profile page or email box.
We will also require a testimonial to prove you got PAID !

8.In the future, will there be changes in the number of runner ups and prizes to be won? Yes, the number of runner ups and cash prizes will increase.

For more information on this competition, please contact 9jabook admin 9jabook@gmail.com or info@systemini.net ! Now make a new blog post http://www.9jabook.com/profiles/blog/list

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michael ojugbo Comment by michael ojugbo on June 3, 2009 at 12:10pm
Cool off………..





AYUBA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

============ ========= ========= ======
AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'

============ ========= ========= ========= ======
How do you recognize AYUBA in School?
He is the one who erases the notes from the book when the teacher erases
the board.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========
Once AYUBA was walking he had a glove on one hand and not on other.
So the man asked him why he did so. He replied that the weather forecast
announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would
be hot.

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and
Says 'Hello, how did you know I was here?'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
AYUBA - If only the winner will get the cup, why are the others running?

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Teacher: 'I killed a person' convert this sentence into future tense
AYUBA : The future tense is 'u will go to jail'

============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
AYUBA told his servant: 'Go and water the plants!'
Servant: 'It's already raining.'
AYUBA : 'So what? Take an umbrella and go.'


Cool off………..





AYUBA bought a new mobile.
He sent a message to everyone from his Phone Book & said,
'My Mobile No. Has changed.
Earlier it was Nokia 3310. Now it is 6610'

============ ========= ========= ======
AYUBA : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College.
Friend: Really, what is he studying.
AYUBA: No, he is not studying, they are Studying him.

============ ========= ========= ========= ===
AYUBA: Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
AYUBA : Can I take it tomorrow, tonight is final game.

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
AYUBA : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
AYUBA : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,
Oh GOD! U have come again..

============ ========= ========= ========= ====
AYUBA complained to the police: 'Sir, all items are missing,
except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'How the thief did not take TV?'
AYUBA : 'I was watching TV news...'

============ ========= ========= ========= ==
AYUBA comes back 2 his car & find a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He Writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for compliment.'
Adesoji Adegbulu (WeBfReAk) Comment by Adesoji Adegbulu (WeBfReAk) on May 14, 2009 at 1:39pm
Nice One..I'm the champ already

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