Nigeria Ten Urban Myths: @ Garri No Get Advert, But E Sell Pass Indomie

1)Garri No Get Advert, But E Sell Pass Indomie

2)No Matter How Tommy hilfiger sell, E No Go Sell Pass bathroom Slippers

3)If You Never Thief Meat From Pot B4, Then Your Mama No Sabbi Cook

4)A Girl Who Laffs @ Your dry Joke during a first date doesn't have transport money to get back Home

5)The only woman who knows where her man is every Night in nigeria  is a "Widow"

6)Bowen university is the only uni you find people kissing wif there both eyes wild open, so as not to get Caught.....

7)Say Hausa Man Poor, No mean say him NO fit afford to buy Transitor Radio

8)If the Alarm of a China fone cannot wake you up.....Forget it u r "DEAD"

9)To listen to CoolFM, just put ur radio in a Fridge

10)Is a small world no mean say u go trek from ur house reach malaysia o0